SingalongaSnellinator

To be sung to the tune of "I am the one and only" by Chesney Hawkes

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I am the Snellinator, oh yeah

Hole 5, I was one under par when your phone rang
You really blew it
I was distracted and made a divet
You can run but I'll never forget
You can't hide, it's too late to apologise
I'll hunt you down like a dog

I am the Snellinator
Nobody I'd rather be
I am the Snellinator
You can't take that away from me

I'm a smooth talking sex machine
You've seen me on the small screen
I played "Lars", you knew I was coming
I arrived and said "I've come to service your plumbing"

I am the Snellinator
Nobody I'd rather be
I am the Snellinator
Do it, get to the chopper

I'm a man who will never break a promise
The world shakes in fear as I
Laugh in the face of Chuck Norris
No one can Booya like I can
For any job I'm the best man
And while this may be true
You can Ram It, Fish Face

I am the Snellinator
Nobody I'd rather be
I am the Snellinator
You can't take that away from me

I am the Snellinator
Nobody I'd rather be
I am the Snellinator
Go on, you know you want me!