Be a Fashion God

(Just like The Snellinator)

• Do you want to stand out amongst the crowd?
• Do you want to be desired, worshipped and revered by millions?
• Do you? Do you?

If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then you need one of our stunning Snellinator T-shirts. Each T-shirt is lovingly crafted by orphan labour in the far east using the finest cotton, weaved from the tears of babies.

Choose from any of the Snellinator Slogans (from the front page of this site) and be the envy of pretty much everyone else!

Guaranteed to last a lifetime* you can be sure your Snellinatorwear (TM) is up to the task - tested to the extreme in a range of hazardous environments (Mount Everest, the Amazon, Hull) this really is a hard wearing garment that you can depend on!

* warning: t-shirt may reduce your lifespan